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    Leidolfr
    Leidolfr


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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:53 am

    So, today is wicked hot, and, im coming home, I decide I want a cold rolling rock. so I go into my local corner store, in which I go often...and i give the guy my id, and, my temp id, because i changed residencies and need mail to come first and blah blah

    so, ive used this temp license all over the state, and it, proves, that, i have a license, its, as good as a license, if the cops pulled me over,THEY would accept it

    so this fat old man stares bat it for like 3 min, and says, in a really assholish way, "well, the adreses dont match" and i said " of course the adresses dont match, thats why I have the temp" and he looks at me, this fat old prick and says "im not gonna tell you again"

    well now, if this dude was my age, id be in jail right now and not posting, but since this fat old mother fucker is already a foot in the grave, i says to him, well, ive been here a1000 times, and its the last fuckin time time buddy, and, walked out

    and proceeded to drive a foot down the street, lol, yes like a foot, and, there they didnt even card me....

    so now, i post this not only as a story, but to ask....

    even IF i ONLY had an expired license...why does sending the state money for a new license have any bearing on my age identification. so, I had my license at 21, and now it ran out....so....im not 21 anymore?

    sounds like another way for the state to fuck you, i wis theyd just knock at the door and say "hello, ass fucking tax" and id oblige them, because atleast i wouldnt be in the dark

    so anyways, no, im....drinking my beer, lol

    [ what a fuckin faggot, lol ]
    Torvald
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    Post by Torvald Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:26 pm

    yep, some ppl are fucking idiots
    Leidolfr
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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:59 pm

    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol
    Torvald
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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:57 pm

    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    donkey punch!
    Lazer_X
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    Post by Lazer_X Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:11 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.
    Torvald
    Torvald


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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:14 pm

    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)
    Lazer_X
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    Post by Lazer_X Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:17 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.
    Torvald
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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:19 pm

    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.

    lol did u look it up? close enough, but imagine gettting raped in the ass in prison by another guy, u turn ur head around and he punches you out, yelling DONKEY PUNCH!!!
    Lazer_X
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    Post by Lazer_X Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:21 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.

    lol did u look it up? close enough, but imagine gettting raped in the ass in prison by another guy, u turn ur head around and he punches you out, yelling DONKEY PUNCH!!!

    It might have been nice until the punch.
    Torvald
    Torvald


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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:22 pm

    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.

    lol did u look it up? close enough, but imagine gettting raped in the ass in prison by another guy, u turn ur head around and he punches you out, yelling DONKEY PUNCH!!!

    It might have been nice until the punch.

    oh i'm sry, ur gay, didnt realize (tough to be come out od the closet so early on, eh?)
    Lazer_X
    Lazer_X


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    Post by Lazer_X Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:26 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.

    lol did u look it up? close enough, but imagine gettting raped in the ass in prison by another guy, u turn ur head around and he punches you out, yelling DONKEY PUNCH!!!

    It might have been nice until the punch.

    oh i'm sry, ur gay, didnt realize (tough to be come out od the closet so early on, eh?)

    LOL JOKES, also, yes, I might be gay, but that was a joke.
    Torvald
    Torvald


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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:45 pm

    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:
    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:yep, some ppl are fucking idiots

    you know me, lol, and, firstly, do i not look 22? lol, secondly, i go there all the time, and thirdly, hes lucky hes a fat old nobody and not some kid my age, lol

    you know u wanted to clock him hard

    FALCON PAWNCH!

    Fixed.

    falcon? lol when i said donkey, i meant smthing specific, but u wouldnt know (u dont need to, believe me)

    Punching a girl in the stomach during anal near the end to pull out with a nice, clean dick.

    lol did u look it up? close enough, but imagine gettting raped in the ass in prison by another guy, u turn ur head around and he punches you out, yelling DONKEY PUNCH!!!

    It might have been nice until the punch.

    oh i'm sry, ur gay, didnt realize (tough to be come out od the closet so early on, eh?)

    LOL JOKES, also, yes, I might be gay, but that was a joke.

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