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    SImple DOS Quiz

    Leidolfr
    Leidolfr
    Leidolfr


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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:33 pm

    Unlike my usual programming jokes, this program actually runs, though shitty, feel free to cram it into a compiler and play along, for 10 whole seconds. this was a program I received, and instead of add and fix it, which i may someday, i just changed some basic questions and commands, dont enjoy it all at once:

    #include <iostream>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include <time.h>


    using namespace std;

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
    int a;
    char mybuffer [100];
    cout << "So, whats your name tough guy/dyke? ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Good to meet you " << mybuffer << " You Asshole/Bitch.\n";
    cout << "What do you hate the most?[ Besides your Uncles touch.. ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Yeah, I hate " << mybuffer << " too, but I think your Uncles good in bed.\n";
    cout << "...Did you just take off your pants?!?! ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Ugh..it smells...get away!\n";
    cout << "(cough cough cough)\n";
    cout << "Are you male or female?(type 1 for male, 2 for female)" << ".\n";
    cin >> a;
    if ( a == 1 )
    {
    cout << "You the man ( With Phallic issues, good for you!" <<"!\n";
    }
    /*else if ( a == 1.5 )
    {
    cout << "Ugh, transvestite. Go back to Bulgaria!";
    }*/
    else if ( a == 2 )
    {
    cout << "I bet you are hot, uhh....can I put it in you?" <<"!\n";
    }
    else
    {
    cout << "Oh, I see.. you are a moron. obvious douchebag is obvious" <<"..\n";
    }

    //cout << "Which is your favourite team? ";
    http://cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    //cout << "I like " << mybuffer << " too.\n";

    cout << "Have a nice day." <<"\n";
    system("PAUSE");
    return 0;
    }

    // lines r disabled code
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    Torvald
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:37 pm

    u mean "go back to ireland" pig
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:41 pm

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
    #include <stdlib.h>

    using namespace std;

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
      char mybuffer [100];
      cout << "The Bridge of Doom\n\n";
      cout << "What is your name? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "What is your quest? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "What is your favourite colour? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "You may pass. ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      system("PAUSE");   
      return 0;
    }

    lol jk, this is total crap
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Code:
    #include <iostream>
    #include <stdlib.h>

    using namespace std;

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
      char mybuffer [100];
      cout << "The Bridge of Doom\n\n";
      cout << "What is your name? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "What is your quest? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "What is your favourite colour? ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      cout << "You may pass. ";
      cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
      system("PAUSE");   
      return 0;
    }

    lol jk, this is total crap

    lmao, a holy grail programming joke, had to happen
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:52 pm

    Heres it is, non scrolling

    Code:

    #include <iostream>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include <time.h>


    using namespace std;

    int main(int argc, char *argv[])
    {
    int a;
    char mybuffer [100];
    cout << "So, whats your name tough guy/dyke? ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Good to meet you " << mybuffer << " You Asshole/Bitch.\n";
    cout << "What do you hate the most?[ Besides your Uncles touch.. ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Yeah, I hate " << mybuffer << " too, but I think your Uncles good in bed.\n";
    cout << "...Did you just take off your pants?!?! ";
    cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    cout << "Ugh..it smells...get away!\n";
    cout << "(cough cough cough)\n";
    cout << "Are you male or female?(type 1 for male, 2 for female)" << ".\n";
    cin >> a;
    if ( a == 1 )
    {
    cout << "You the man ( With Phallic issues, good for you!" <<"!\n";
    }
    /*else if ( a == 1.5 )
    {
    cout << "Ugh, transvestite. Go back to Bulgaria!";
    }*/
    else if ( a == 2 )
    {
    cout << "I bet you are hot, uhh....can I put it in you?" <<"!\n";
    }
    else
    {
    cout << "Oh, I see.. you are a moron. obvious douchebag is obvious" <<"..\n";
    }

    //cout << "Which is your favourite team? ";
    http://cin.getline (mybuffer,100);
    //cout << "I like " << mybuffer << " too.\n";

    cout << "Have a nice day." <<"\n";
    system("PAUSE");
    return 0;
    }

    // lines r disabled code
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    Torvald
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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:34 pm

    what sucks is that it might not work with other compilers than the one we use. I opened up a linux compiler and tried to compile my rpg and it errored out. unfixable. so yea either i stick with this shitty windows one or get something epic and learn it all anew. No
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