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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:19 pm

    ok, come on a journey with me.
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    Lets say, just for saying sake, that animals,were hyper intelligent secretly, and, were, amongst other things, taping their sexual endevours, covertly, of course
    so I have 2 questions

    1.) how would the run the camera?

    2.) would their porn be more food oriented than sex? I think so
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:22 pm

    if u want animal porn, go to brazil or scotland

    but to answer ur questions
    1) someone else, preferrably an animal with good grip on the camera, like an owl

    2) not once you feed them with some slaves
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:23 pm

    Torvald wrote:if u want animal porn, go to brazil or scotland

    but to answer ur questions
    1) someone else, preferrably an animal with good grip on the camera, like an owl

    2) not once you feed them with some slaves

    ok, 2 im totally down with, but 1, i dont trust an owl around my shit, they like to snatch
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:25 pm

    they like the snatch eh?

    i guess thats true, but it was only an example

    maybe a boa would be better, but thy tend to be too horny and once the action starts thye might just come and swallow
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:41 pm

    Torvald wrote:they like the snatch eh?

    i guess thats true, but it was only an example

    maybe a boa would be better, but thy tend to be too horny and once the action starts thye might just come and swallow

    I say we get a little monkey to film it, then halfway through we replace it with a giant ape, who will then, rape the other animals, should be fun for the whole faimily

    [ I still havent slept ]
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:47 pm

    man that is brillant u should direct it

    just apply in brazil, they'll love u (their animals too)
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:48 pm

    Torvald wrote:man that is brillant u should direct it

    just apply in brazil, they'll love u (their animals too)

    I think fausto wants to make a quick buck too
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:53 pm

    o totally hes into that stuff

    he'll help u with "CGI" and some pimp action with the japanese animals
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:08 pm

    Torvald wrote:o totally hes into that stuff

    he'll help u with "CGI" and some pimp action with the japanese animals

    so is he stil a demented Hentai Perve, or what?
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    (Hey yo,wazzap my dizzle).................(oh no, a nigger, noooo)
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    Post by Torvald Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:27 pm

    you tell me, I aint seen him in a long time Neutral
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    Post by Leidolfr Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:30 pm

    Torvald wrote:you tell me, I aint seen him in a long time Neutral
    Well I aint seen him either, but, im sure hes the same
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    Post by Fausto Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:32 pm

    ye I'm pimp, don't be jealous ese
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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:48 am

    Fausto wrote:ye I'm pimp, don't be jealous ese

    lmao, ok Torvald

    ___Thorvaldr_The_Misspelled___
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    Post by Torvald Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:53 am

    lies, lies, lies

    lies and deception! afro
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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:13 pm

    Torvald wrote:lies, lies, lies

    lies and deception! afro

    Hes gonna sue you now, him and hector are gonna show up in their pickup truck, with their cliche spanish pittbull
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    Post by Torvald Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:48 pm

    oh i am scared now
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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:50 pm

    Torvald wrote:oh i am scared now

    Ive personally seen hector get his ass whooped, by someone half his size, lol
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    Post by Torvald Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:02 pm

    Torvald wrote:oh i am scared now

    I hope the kids here understand what sarcasm is

    look it up kiddoes, we grown ups use it often enuf
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    Post by Leidolfr Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:19 pm

    Torvald wrote:
    Torvald wrote:oh i am scared now

    I hope the kids here understand what sarcasm is

    look it up kiddoes, we grown ups use it often enuf

    lol.

    for everyone else who doesnt know, heres the story

    Hector stole this duded hat, from his little brother, whom had burowed it

    so the guy went up to hector, who was....sitting on a porch FULL of his friends....so he goes up to the guy and says whatchu want, and the guy says look, i didnt come to fight i just want my fuckin hat [ the dudes wearing glasses by the way]

    so hector, looks away, and, sucker shots the dude WITH GLASSES who is also HALF HIS SIZE

    well, hector gets him on the ground, on his knees, in a headlock, and the dude, reaches up, and pegs him in the head, like, 3 times, hector lets go, and the dude laces him out on the lawn, so he gets on top of hector, hits him like 3 times, then, stops, because he isnt an asshole, and walks away

    so i see hector coming towards him, and hes got blood coming from his nose, lol, and you can already see the black eye starting, and his face being puffy...

    and he walks up to himlike he wants more, after the dude he SUCKER PUNCHED LET HIM UP AFTER WHOOPIN HIS ASS

    a word to all the kids out there, know who ya fuckin with, lol
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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:05 pm

    heres an idea

    Animal Porn Spider10
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    Post by Leidolfr Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:34 pm

    Torvald wrote:heres an idea


    The Internet = People with way too much time / people out exercising
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    Post by Torvald Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:39 pm

    Leidolfr wrote:
    Torvald wrote:heres an idea


    The Internet = People with way too much time / people out exercising

    enough with the math already (ye I know its a sexy scene)
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    Post by Lazer_X Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:52 am

    Torvald wrote:heres an idea

    Animal Porn Spider10

    Hawt.
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    Post by Torvald Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:27 am

    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:heres an idea

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    Hawt.

    you like that spider's mandibles ass thorax dont ya?
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    Post by Lazer_X Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:34 am

    Torvald wrote:
    Lazer_X wrote:
    Torvald wrote:heres an idea

    Animal Porn Spider10

    Hawt.

    you like that spider's mandibles ass thorax dont ya?

    The thorax is the bug equivalent of the chest. The space between the head and the abdomen.
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